Had the WEIRDest fucking dream last nite. I'm trying to recall it right now, but the gist was - went for a run to suss out some new terrain that turned ot to be like canyons and mountains and valleys of death, we stumbled across some wild man equipped with machetes and hacksaws and guns and all sorts of creepy shit, he fired at us after a scuffle so i ran in and stole his machete to slash his throat! Goodbye wild guy, then pushed further down the descent into a rocky valley, lined with tall timber and the odd plateau of grassy clearings, one of which housed the guys stash - a human grave, ammunition, more knives, and a long supply of chocolate. So figuring he must have been a recluse to these woods for murders and crimes we did not know, and seeing we'd just killed him in turn, it seemed logical that we should take his reign of this forest, but for the sake of continuing our run, and to keep out of sight in case of helicopter surveillance, we should continue down through this valley. SO we armed ourselves with the gear and ate some chocolate and it got dark and dangerous but in a second we had bright full moonlight to guide us over a steep wall of loose rocks until we got to daylight on the other side, and, chicks! Fuckin HOT chicks man, they were heading to Darwin to do some sunbaking. So we figured if we were on the run from the slaying of the wild guy anyway, it might as well be with some pussy, so we tagged along and when we got there tried to convince them to come out to the indigenous lands with us and serve as concubines while we lived an immaterialist, nomadic life and anyone that wants to take us on better watch out because we got machetes, bitch... but they all had plans interstate for New Years and weren't really into it. The End